Water, Citric Acid, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Sodium Citrate, Sweeteners (Acesulfame Potassium, Sucralose (SPLENDA® brand)), Sodium Benzoate, Caramel Coloring, Red No.40, Red No.3, Blue No.1).
I encouraged him throw them out but he kept 3.
However, he has not used them and has no way to make soda.
The solution is to concoct a homemade soda syrup. Knowing how much he loves ginger, tonight I made a syrup from honey, ginger and an orange.
I peeled the ginger, cut it small, and cooked it down with 1/2 a bottle of honey, the juice and pulp of 1 large oranges and 4 cups of water. Peeling ginger is easy - just use a spoon to scrape off the skin.
I cooked it till the water reduce by 1/2 and then blended the whole thing in the vitamix on high until liquified.
I will store it in glass bottles in the fridge. It is concentrated so his Lordship dilutes it to taste with carbonated water from his soda stream.
The ingredient profile here is simple. It may look like vomit but it tastes great.
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