1) Start a healthy cooking blog
-leads to healthier eating
-weight loss
I did start this blog last year. I call it Twisted Sister Cafe'. I was relatively successful until I blew it off entirely around about Sept. Through then, it did lead to healthier eating and weight loss. I dropped about 14 pounds and looked pretty swell. But all good things must come to an end and the holiday feeding frenzies of October, November and December packed it on again. Guess I have to keep this on the list. Grade? I give myself a C+ for half the years efforts.
2) Get fit enough to climb part of the Barr Trail (to where it meets the incline) about 2,000 feet elevation gain.
-friends getting married May 5th at the top of Pike Peak
-Need to be able to climb part of the Barr Trail when they arrive
-Leads to weight loss and better health.
I did technically accomplished this goal in April. On the downside, I lost my pedometer and some skank found it and kept it. A couple of weeks later, when my friends arrived, I had strained some body part and was unable to walk much of anything. I did lose weight and feel great, but alas, after 3 months of sitting on my ass doing other things, lets just say, well, all that was lost has been gained. Grade? Another C+.
3) Learn to identify my gulls
accomplished this last winter and really felt confident during gull seminar. However, all that knowledge has drained from my brain and now I can't tell the difference between a yellow-footed and a yellow-legged. Still, I did see some new species last year and was able to identify them. Grade? Perhaps a B.
4) Learn my bird calls - bird by ear
Despite endless hours of bird calls playing in my car and home (can you say boring???), I think I only can identify 40 species by sound -not so good and not much of an improvement over last year - perhaps I learned 20. Then in October, I ditched the bird calls, returned to alternative rock music and have not learned a single one since. I guess this resolution has to stay on the list. Grade? D.
5) Farts
This was a resolution added to my list 10 days ago by my 29 year old nephew. I am not sure how to accomplish this - louder? smellier? more often? But I do have to say, in this arena of my life, I need to set no goals - I am a master already. So for the "farts" resolution, I give myself an A+. Glad I excelled at something in 2015.
I think the moral of this story is that I need to write resolutions that last 1/2 a year. Then I would accomplish them all! And October, November and December must be declared resolution free months, unless of course, those resolutions pertain to eating more candy and holiday decorating. Hope you lads and lasses accomplished more in 2015 than I did. Cheers and have a Happy New Year.
